Quick Eating

Oh man! I feel like something bad is going to happen. My stomach is full and the food isn't stacked like tetris. I have committed the worse crime that could ever be committed with food. This should not be done; I ate too fast. Now all that I can do is sit in front of my computer and rant about how stupid I feel, while eyeing a bag of untouched Swedish fish that look so delicious but I know I won't be able to sleep if I eat even one. Oh Swedish fish, why can't you be disgusting and made of dirt so that I won't feel these withdraws. I don't know, I think I will die but my mom thinks I'll be fine; like always.