out of body experience

Sleep, those little slices of death; Oh how I loathe them. -Edgar Allen Poe. If you've ever watched, A Nightmare On Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors, you'll notice that this quote is the intro to the film. Normally when someone wants to talk to me about their dream I'm not really interested unless it involves real life things that could happen. I really want to tell about my dream.

Nights ago I was dreaming; the dream seemed so real and so terrifying, so terrifying that when I woke up I was glad to be at my house. I can't believe it; I was actually glad to be in my bed freezing to death because I forgot to shut my window. Maybe my dream occurred because I was cold, but whatever It may be I experienced the weirdest dream of my life.

I don't know about you but I've never had my head cut off and sewed back on. During my "out of body experience" I had my head cut off and sewed back on again. I was in a shopping mall, to be specific I was in the Northbridge mall just minding my own business when all of a sudden I'm not there anymore but I'm in Clair's. Little did I know, I was being stalked by a really attractive middle aged man. The weird thing about this was that I knew it was happening but the me in the dream had no idea. Then I make eye contact with him and suddenly we're in love. For some reason it seemed okay in my mind, but thinking about it now makes me nauseous. I may not remember this part but in an instant we were in his house, all happy with each other. This man was loaded and his house made it show.

I wanted to show off my lover and his house to all of my friends, so I invited them over for dinner. once they were there, the man took all of us down to his basement. In this basement was knives and blood everywhere, but again I didn't realize at the time that it was bad. He showed all of us his things, then he dismissed everyone but my sister and me. Before I knew it my head, fingers, and my sisters toes were cut off. Another odd thing about this was that it didn't seem to matter that he cut of my head, my fingers, and my sister's toes; I was still in love with the guy.

This dream is extremely weird, I know. As a matter of fact I haven't remembered a dream this well since I was 5. For that being true it is the reason why I'm calling it an "out of body experience."

After he cut off my head he sewed it back on but still I lacked fingers; my sister had yet to get back her toes also. I know it's not possible to walk without toes but that's why it's a dream. My sister and I went swimming in his pool afterwards with our friends. No body seemed to notice anything. We went into the hot tub, that's when everyone started noticing that my head was slipping off of my body. I noticed that the man was walking toward me so I showed him my problem and he then fixed it for good. He also fixed my fingers and Liz's toes. I was still in love with him. As everyone knows, I'm allergic to my earrings, which makes my ears fake and bleed often. The man fixed my problem and everything was okay.

My dream was seriously weird and I can't believe myself for posting it on the Internet but I think it's interesting. The most interesting thing about it was that the next day I had a kink in my neck and my hands were asleep. I don't know about Liz, she's always in pain on her feet. Another thing to chew on was that I had a weird line indent thing around my neck.

I'm sorry if I creeped you out in anyway; or made you uncomfortable, or sick, or bored.
take it easy

p.s. Nothing wrong and perverted happened in the dream you sickos. I told you everything that I remembered.