Take a joke!

I was raised up from a jokester and a very angry yet humorous man. On top of all that my uncle has to be the most sarcastic man you'll ever meet. You probably get the idea; ever since birth my life has been one enormous joke, a big gigantic sarcastic pulling of my leg. This is how I ended up, some people think I'm rude, or cranky, or sarcastic, or the ever so popular "bitch." I've also been able to pick up the name freak or psycho here and there, but I'm okay. Whatever may come, I'll always be this way because I like being kinda quirky.



No one ever seems to get it. When I'm joking I rarely say "just kidding," because I already feel like I've belittled you by just having to sit with you in awkward silence because you can't get a joke unless it begins with "your mom." If you didn't get a joke I said then don't ask because it's not worth it anymore. I'm a very sarcastic person and I'm aware of this. One thing that I can't joke about enough is the presidential election; I'm a democrat and I love to make jokes about George Bush, John McCain, Dick Cheney, and Sarah Palin. If that offends you then you can shove it, because I will not stop thinking the way I do and I will not stop saying what I want. Being so opinionated does make me come off as a bitch but so far I'm okay. After you're done talking to me for the first time and you think I'm not nice or that I'm rude, it's okay; I like being this way, people respect that kind of stuff in the real world.