10 Things I Hate

1. When people chomp their food I have a fit. Can't they just take in smaller bites, wash down everything in their mouth, simply close their mouth, or leave the room.
2.The sound of an alarm clock beeping out of control makes the hairs on my back stick up. There is obviously nothing that you or I can do about this; alarm clocks do mean well.
3. I don't hate the people that laugh at everything but I hate it when they laugh at everything. I think it gets annoying and nothing is that funny; this is only justified when you're watching stand up comedy.
4. Warning you right now that I hate when people are always flirting. Just don't do it, people don't like someone who's too eager.
5. I hate when people are nosy and always getting into other people's business. Although I sometimes I can be charged guilty of this, the truth is that I can't stand it.
6.Questions that are obvious drive me up the wall. I think that you should be taking pills if you ask obvious questions.
7. If a person asks me rhetorical questions about being vegan I seriously want to chop of my own hands. Don't be a jerk.
8. People that make fun of handicapped people, I hate; end of story.
9. Closed mindedness makes me nuts. Why can't you just except things? I think what I just said was extremely funny; here I am writing a list of things that I hate.
10. I hate when people make plans to hang out and never come, or call.